Level 1
( ) said LOL out loud
(x) forgotten your own age
(x) tried to lick your elbow
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting
SO FAR: 2

Level 3
(x) licked your toe
( ) licked a frozen pole
( ) licked a dog bone
( ) licked a dog
SO FAR: 3

Level 4
( ) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
(x) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over
SO FAR: 4

Level 5
( ) eaten bugs
( ) eaten garbage
(x) eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
(x) eaten a booger (every little kid does it once)
SO FAR: 6

Level 6
(x) been in a 5-seater car with more than 7 people
(x) been in a 7-seater van with over 12 people
( ) driven in a 7-seater van by yourself
( ) driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) driven yourself home to the wrong house
SO FAR: 8

Level 7
( ) put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) put salt in your coffee
( ) dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from
SO FAR: 8

Level 8
( ) jumped over a car
( ) jumped out of a moving car
(x) jumped into a thorny bush on purpose (I get really into capture the flag ok?)
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) jumped off your house
SO FAR: 9

Level 10
( ) forgot where you live
( ) forgot your own birthday
( ) forgot to zip up in the morning
SO FAR: 9

Level 11
(x) walked into a pole
(x) walked into a wall
(x) walked into someone
(x) walked into a parked car
SO FAR: 13 (for the record a few of the above were on purpose)

Level 12
( ) won a burping contest
( ) burped the alphabet
( ) burped just to break the silence
( ) burped too hard and threw up
SO FAR: 13

Level 13
(x) eaten a whole bag of chips
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice
SO FAR: 14

Level 14
( ) caught picking your nose
( ) caught going to the bathroom outside
( ) caught with your pants down
( ) caught having sex
( ) caught sexing yourself
SO FAR: 14


Level 15
( ) shoved something up your nose
( ) picked your nose and studied what came out
( ) picked your nose till it bled
( ) let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
(x) blew your nose so goddamn hard your whole body hurt
SO FAR: 15

Level 16
(x) told a lie
(x) been caught in a lie
(x) lied to cover a lie
(x) lied to cover your ass
( ) lied to an undercover hooker cop
SO FAR: 19 (mainly in middle school)

Level 17
(x) laughed at someone in pain
(x) laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) laughed at a funeral
(x) laughed so hard you pissed yourself (once again when I was small)
SO FAR: 20

Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) believed in Santa past the age of 8
( ) believed your folks when they said a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
( ) believe you're too old for trick or treating
SO FAR: 22

Level 19
( ) threw a party for yourself
( ) threw a ball at yourself
( ) threw up on yourself
(x) threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch (thank god I’m not a man)
(x) threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face
SO FAR: 24

Level 20
(x) pretended to know what you are doing
( ) pretended you were hot shit
(x) pretended you weren't listening
(x) pretended you were Spiderman (... Is this a bad thing?)
SO FAR: 27

Level 22
(x) fell on the sidewalk
( ) fell down the stairs
(x) fell up the stairs (I’ve tripped)
( ) went sledding down the stairs
SO FAR: 29

Level 23
( ) tried to do a real cool back flip
( ) and busted your ass
( ) tried to do a real cool cartwheel
( ) and didn't lift your feet, retard
SO FAR: 29

Level 24
( ) ate food that you just kinda found
( ) ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) cried when no one laughed
SO FAR: 29

Level 25
(x) cried when you hurt yourself
(x) cried when you didn't get your way
(x) cried over spilled milk
( ) cried after sex
SO FAR: 32

Level 26
( ) gone swimming naked
( ) gone swimming in a strangers pool
(x) gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( ) gone swimming in a stank-ass pond (IN UNDERWEAR!)
(x) gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ
SO FAR: 34

Level 27
(x) rode a Pony
(x) rode a Donkey
( ) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome race car
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
( ) rode the dog
SO FAR: 36

Level 28
(x) locked yourself out of your house
(x) locked yourself out of your car
(x) locked yourself in the car
(x) trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(x) tangled yourself up in a rope
(x) tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) locked yourself in the trunk with the keys
SO FAR: 42

Level 29
( ) overcooked a fancy meal
(x) overcooked the EasyMAC
( ) overcooked a pop-tart
( ) overcooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) overcooked yourself at the beach
SO FAR: 44

Level 31
(x) bitten plastic fruit
(x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
( ) lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby unintentionally flinging it across the room
(x) overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn't there
SO FAR: 48

Level 32
(x) mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
( ) shaved your eyebrows
(x) poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! Sweet irony.

Total score 51… Dang apparently I’m somewhat stupid?